Monday, February 23, 2009

Random questions (fueled by fatigue, negroitis, and Grey Goose)

Why does a man look better once you dump him?
Why are the best orgasms self-induced?
Why is my dream life better than real life?
Why would I rather watch cartoons than the news?
Why do I ask myself what happened to that little girl in the picture?
Why do people think since Obama is President, racism and ignorance doesn't exist?
Why do my children think I know where everything they own is at all times? Shit, can't even keep up with my own shit half the time?
Why are there more jails than schools in my neighborhood?

Why ask why?

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